I've been selling online for TWENTY years now and I pride myself on my ability to investigate my merchandise for veracity, details and authenticity. However, when you send out dozens of email and PMs through facebook & misc websites and get few answers, you've hit a brick wall.

Out of all the people that I messaged, only one got back to me and said it was from the Islamic Republic, which I already knew. When I asked him whether he could translate the inscription he ignored me, though it probably reads "Eat at Allah's Snackbar" or some such.

I have had this thing since my days in California in the 1990s and now it's YOUR headache!